Best Bumper Sticker City in the World


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As you may or may not know, most of TheDailyComics live in the college town of Lawrence, Kansas. I like Lawrence, she has a nice shape to her body and is whip smart compared to neighboring hick towns, which my nerd parents like.

seafood diner
"Not true", responded Bush, who
then spent the next 10 minutes
attempting to shoot lightning
from his fingers
Today while I was riding my bike to a modern art exhibit, I noticed a few bumper stickers
along the way. I got the idea to remember their contents and put it in an article to show the rest of the world just how advanced we Lawrencians are when it comes to biting humor and social commentary. My favs:

-Somewhere in Iraq, a village is missing its weapons of mass destruction.

-If I wanted to you ride my ass, I would have put on my leather mask first.

-DMB

-God may be my co-pilot, but my mother-in-law is paying for my auto insurance.

-My other car is a Hummer, but so is this one, I love Hummers.

-I like the sexual company of both men AND women, I'm bi-sexual!

-These colors don't pun.

-Thai immigrants do it better.

terri schaivo
An attempt by a local creative
writing teacher to revive Terri
through the miracle...of kiss!
-Terri was BURGERED! At Bucky's Burger. burger so good, you'll come out of your coma to have a bite.

-My boyfriend is my EVERYTHING, I'm a girl!

-DMB

-My child is an honor student...in bed.

-Phish (in the shape of a fish)

-Hey biker faggots- This RAM's for YOU!

-If you can read this bumper sticker, that means you just been hit by a car and am lying lifelessly by the side of the road. Please don't bleed on my Stratus.

-Lawrence Hospital Center Ambulance: will break for Dave Mathews.

Dennis Lu is a writer for TheDailyComics.com